Extra Fancy Triple Whipped Hand and Body Lotion

It doesnt moisture my hand and body at all. When i apply it I can feel the lotion in my hand but after a few minutes, the lotion just evaporate from my hand like I did not apply anything in my hand...

Well, the packaging sure was cute! I find this line very tempting, what with its "I am so dirty and naughty yet lily fresh!" advertising and have succumbed both to the lotion and the solid perfume....